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[Verse 1]

G          D        Am
Why's everybody actin funny?
G          D          Am
Why's everybody look so strange?
G          D           Am
Why's everybody look so nasty?
G         D             Am
What do I want with all these things?

[Chorus]

       G    D            Cadd9
I went alone  down to the drugstore
       G    D            Cadd9
I went in back  and took a Coke
        G    D            Cadd9
I stood in line  and ate my Twinkies
        G    D            Cadd9
I stood in line,  I had to wait

[Verse 2]

G          D         Am
Why's everybody actin funny?
G          D           Am
Why's everybody look so strange?
G          D           Am
Why's everybody look so pretty?
G         D             Am
What do I want with all these things?

[Chorus]

        G    D            Cadd9
I went alone  down to the drugstore
       G    D            Cadd9
I went in back  and took a Coke
        G    D            Cadd9
I stood in line  and ate my Twinkies
        G    D            Cadd9
I stood in line,  I had to wait