CFCF
29 - For the first time in my life, I see it clearly
CFCF
I realize the power of being a woman
CFCF
Twenty nine years old and time’s on my side
CFCF
I'm in my prime, I've hit my stride
AmAm
I've got so much charisma, and so many options
G
It's nice to always have my pick
CFCFCFCFC
31 -There's nobody left, I'm all alone
[Verse 2]
CF
29 - I'm at the top of my game
CFCFCF
Possibilities are endless, and I just feel really pretty
CFCF
I'm holding out for someone who meets my standards
CFCF
Won't settle for anything less than perfect
Am
I know what I want and I can have have it
G
I'm surrounded by love and peace
CFCFCFC
31 - There's nobody left, I'm all alone
CFCF
Why did I wait, what's wrong with me?
CFCF
In two short years, I'm gonna be 33
CFCF
Who the hell who want me then, my ovaries are shrinking
CFCF
I'm disgusting and everyone feels bad for me
G
And I never get invited to dinner parties anymore
[Verse 3]
CFCF
29 - Things unfold when they're supposed to
CFCF
Cause everything happens for a reason
CFCF
It’ll happen for me when I'm not even looking
CFCF
He'll just appear and I'll just know
Am
And he'll love me forever without any work
G
Who needs to try when things are meant to be
[HED 'S WHED IT GETS FUN]
CFCF
31 - There's nobody left
29 - (I'm a catch just look at me)
CFCF
31- I'm all alone
29- (I'm smart and hot and have lots of interests)
CFCF
31- You're such an idiot
29- (The man of my dreams is definitely out there)
CFCF
31- You think you're so special because people tell you that now
29- (He's my future, he's the one,
CFCFG
31- But that will stop and be replaced with looks of pity
29- he was put on this Earth to make my life complete) (The world is a buffet of love)
alternating C and F
29- (la la la la la la la la x4)
31 - Oh, what, you think biological reality doesn't apply to you
And your adorable cocoon of agelessness, well it does
While you're just waiting around and focusing on you
Guess what, you're gonna miss your window!
[Bridge]
CCFCCF
29 -Everything happens for a reason, you know I truly believe that
C
31 - Yeah you said that before
CCFCCF
29 - Oh my God, it does so, everything happens for a reason
CC
31 - What about the Haitian earthquake or cellulite on skinny woman
CCFCCF
29 - Just say: Hey universe, I'm ready, it'll happen when you least expect it
CC
31 - Well I don't expect it at all now, so I guess it's right around the corner
GG
29 - Maybe you're putting the wrong vibe, maybe you're closed off to love
G
29 - Let me tell you a secret, it's call a secret
G
31 - Here's another secret, you're an asshole
G
29 - Your negativity is self-fulfilling prophecy,
G
the reason things go well for me is cause of positivity
G
31 - Well I'm positive fertility always begins to atrophy,
G
when infantile fantasy eclipses true reality
G
29 - It never once occurred to me that things won't work out perfectly,
G
when God closes a door you see, he opens a window
G
31 - You realize that’s a smaller opening, right?
You used to be able to walk out a door
And now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window somewhere
Possibly falling like 8 stories to your death, that is not an upgrade
And you know what's else
[Chorus]
CFCF
31- There's nobody left
29- (7 billion people on the planet)
CFCF
31- I'm all alone
29- (My options will never ever run out)
CFCF
31- I hate you
29- (I'm so happy, aren't you happy)
CF
31- You're so stupid
29- (I'm so happy)
CFCF
31- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
29 - (You can't love someone else 'till you love yourself x4)
G
Cause life is
C
29- good
31- over.