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             C                F   
29 - For the first time in my 
    C      F
life, I see it clearly
  C           F        C       F
I realize the power of being a woman
C                 F       C     
Twenty nine years old and time’s
       F
 on my side
    C     F           C      F
I'm in my prime, I've hit my stride
         Am                    Am
I've got so much charisma, and so 
many options
     G
It's nice to always have my pick
                   C F C F C F 
31 -There's nobody left, I'm all 
C F C
alone

[Verse 2]
                C         F
29 - I'm at the top of my game
     C            F        C     
Possibilities are endless, and I 
F         C      F
just feel really pretty
    C            F            
I'm holding out for someone who 
  C        F
meets my standards
      C         F         C      
Won't settle for anything less 
    F
than perfect
  Am
I know what I want and I can have 
have it
       G
I'm surrounded by love and peace

                    C F C  F     
31 - There's nobody left, I'm all
  C F C
 alone
C         F            C         
Why did I wait, what's wrong with 
 F
me?
   C         F                C    F
In two short years, I'm gonna be 33
        C                F        
Who the hell who want me then, my 
C           F
ovaries are shrinking
        C          F              
I'm disgusting and everyone feels 
C       F
bad for me
      G
And I never get invited to dinner 
parties anymore

[Verse 3]
     C         F         C   
29 - Things unfold when they're 
       F
supposed to
      C          F       C  
Cause everything happens for a 
   F
reason
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C            F           C      
It’ll happen for me when I'm not
      F
 even looking
C          F          C         F
He'll just appear and I'll just know
          Am
And he'll love me forever without 
any work
             G
Who needs to try when things are 
meant to be


[HED 'S WHED  IT GETS FUN]
                    C     F       
31 - There's nobody left
   C       F

29 -               (I'm a catch just
 look at me)
              C        F          
31- I'm all alone
   C       F

29-      (I'm smart and hot and have
 lots of interests)
                   C          F   
31- You're such an idiot
      C          F

29-            (The man of my dreams
 is definitely out there)
    C         F       C       F
31- You think you're so special 
because people tell you that now
29-                               
(He's my future, he's the one,
           C           F    
31- But that will stop and be 
            C       F              G
replaced with looks of pity
29- he was put on this Earth to make
 my life complete)    (The world is 
a buffet of love)

alternating C and F
29- (la la la la la la la la x4)
31 - Oh, what, you think biological 
reality doesn't apply to you
And your adorable cocoon of 
agelessness, well it does
While you're just waiting around and
 focusing on you
Guess what, you're gonna miss your 
window!

[Bridge]
    C          C             F   
29 -Everything happens for a 
        C      C       F
reason, you know I truly believe 
that
     C
31 - Yeah you said that before
     C     C       F     
29 - Oh my God, it does so, 
   C          C             F
everything happens for a reason
     C                     
31 - What about the Haitian 
               C
earthquake or cellulite on skinny 
woman
                   C   C         
29 - Just say: Hey universe, I'm 
F            C               C  
ready, it'll happen when you 
     F
least expect it
            C                      
31 - Well I don't expect it at all 
          C
now, so I guess it's right around 
the corner
     G                             
29 - Maybe you're putting the wrong
       G
 vibe, maybe you're closed off to 
love
            G
29 - Let me tell you a secret, it's 
call a secret
             G
31 - Here's another secret, you're 
an asshole
          G
29 - Your negativity is 
self-fulfilling prophecy,
         G
     the reason things go well for 
me is cause of positivity
              G
31 - Well I'm positive fertility 
always begins to atrophy,
          G
     when infantile fantasy eclipses
 true reality
        G
29 - It never once occurred to me 
that things won't work out 
perfectly,
          G
     when God closes a door you see,
 he opens a window
G
31 - You realize that’s a smaller 
opening, right?
You used to be able to walk out a 
door
And now you have to climb out some 
slightly ajar window somewhere
Possibly falling like 8 stories to 
your death, that is not an upgrade
And you know what's else

[Chorus]
                   C          F   
31- There's nobody left
   C      F

29-                (7 billion people
 on the planet)
               C            F     
31- I'm all alone
C       F

29-        (My options will never 
ever run out)
      C       F      C          F
31- I hate you
29-   (I'm so happy, aren't you 
happy)
    C       F
31- You're so stupid
29- (I'm so happy)
          C                  F    
31- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
          C        F

29 - (You can't love someone else 
'till you love yourself x4)
      G
Cause life is
    C
29- good
31- over.