The Bj Song

          A                D   
I've been down here such a long, 
       A
long time
                      D           
My neck is at a weird angle and I 
A
don't love the view
F#m                          B
I've been working hard here, not 
sure what else to do
A              D      A
Maybe I'll try eye contact...
A
Nope, no eye contact, I feel like a 
creep
F#m                      B
Maybe it'll be over soon and I can 
go to--
A    D           A
Ooh, I just chagged, I hate cha--
         D      A
I did it again

                  D             
Who was the first woman to put a 
             A
dick in her mouth?
A
So avant-garde, what a pioneer
F#m                               
God, I don't know anything about 
   B
the history of women
A                    D           
If a hipster cums on someone's 
   A
face
Does he make it in a figure-eight 
                        F#m
like little cum-glasses?
E
Pearl vision


[Chorus]
A       D        D          E
I wanna make you feel good
A            D              D   
And stopping now would feel kind
    E
 of wrong
A       D        D          E
I wanna make you feel good
A              D                A
But only if it doesn't take too long


[Verse 2]
A                    D
What should I do? My mouth is so dry
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F#m                        E
Is it considered lubricant if I 
start to cry?
A                             D
If my dad saw me now, I would feel 
so bad
F#m             B
Oh my God, stop thinking about my 
dad!

D                                
The length of time down here I'm 
E
willing to do
D                           E
Is directly proportional to how much
 I like you
D                                
I feel like you should know that, 
E
and hurry up
             F#m           B
'Cause guess what? I don't like you 
that much
           E
Or maybe I do
           E
Who are you?

A                          D
I'm 36 years old and I forgot who 
I'm blowing
F#m                             E
I can't be down here any longer with
 not knowing
A                                 
You got one of those dicks that I 
      D
can't seem to place
      F#m                          
I'll pretend to take a deep breath 
    B
and look up at your face
                 E
Oh! It's Derek!


[Chorus]
A       D        D          E
I wanna make you feel good
A            D              D   
And stopping now would feel kind
    E
 of wrong
A       D        D          E
I wanna make you feel good
A              D                A
But only if it doesn't take too long


[Verse 3]
   A            D            F#m    
      E            x3
E|------------|----------2-|------
B|----------2-|-------3----|------
G|-------2----|----2-------|------
D|----2-------|-0----------|----4-
A|-0----------|------------|------
E|------------|------------|-2----

E|------|-------------| 
B|----2-|----------0--| 
G|-2----|-------1-----| 
D|------|----2--------| 
A|------|-------------| 
E|------|-0-----------| 


A        D                 F#m
   Wait, what's that sound?
E
It's silence!
                            A      
I feel like I haven't heard silence
    D
 in such a long time
F#m                               
Is this the first time I've 
                    E
stopped talking in, like, two years?
     A                             
Am I talking to fill the void of 
  D
the great big empty?
     F#m
Am I always like (gibberish)
B
So I don't have to face my fears?

     D                        E
Do I really need a dick in my mouth 
to stop talking?
D            E
Don't I ever shut the fuck up?
D           E
God, I'm so sick of myself
          F#m                      
I need to talk to my therapist 
  B
about why I talk so much

Am I scared of si--


[Otro]
E         A
Yes, he's cumming!
E         A
Yes, he's cumming!
E         A
Yes, he's cumming!
E         A
Yes, he's cumming!
F          A
Whoa, he's cumming