Weed Card

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[Verse 1]
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Everyone knows marijuana's dangerous
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and medical pot is really strong.
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That's why it's so hard in 
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California,
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to get your weed card,
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unless something's really wrong.

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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Gonna pay a visit to my doctor.
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It's a long shot but I gotta try.
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He hands me a list of all the 
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ailments I can have to qualify.
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Can't believe what I am reading, 
this is just what I've been needing.
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a Government supply to get legally 
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high.

[Chorus]
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Weed card, that's what I need
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hardly ever OK always but it's not 
an
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addiction cause my doctor gave me,
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a prescription.

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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You can get your card for having 
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headaches, bad dreams, or anxiety,
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Propensity for drugs or alcohol, 
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anorexia or obesity
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Too fat too thin, either way you 
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win.
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Carpal tunnel syndrome, color 
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blindness, st-stuttering, t-tooth 
decay.
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Fatigue, depression, motion 
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sickness, impotence, or TMJ.

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You can smoke to quit cigarettes or 
asthma or your motherfucking 
tourettes.
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It's a dream come true, there's 
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nothing pot can't do.

[Chorus]
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Weed card, that's what I need
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hardly ever OK always but it's not 
an
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addiction cause my doctor gave me,
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a prescription.

[Interlude]
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[Bridge]
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Break it down now, got back pain, 
need Mary Jane,
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can't handle this need cannabis 
gotta stomach ache,
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gotta wake and bake, got an injury 
need THC.

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Get fucked up for your 
hyperhidrosis,
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which is sweaty palms in case you 
need a diagnosis!
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It's not a crime, it's 420 time

[Chorus]
 Em       A              D
Weed card, that's what I need
G           Em    A       Bm
hardly ever OK always but it's not 
an
 F#m               G           A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
      D
a prescription.