Harold The Barrel

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A well-known Bognor 
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restaurant-owner disappeared
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Early this morning.
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Last seen in a mouse-brown overcoat,
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Suitably camouflaged,
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They saw him catch a train.

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Father of three its disgusting
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Such a horrible thing to do
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Harold 'the Barrel' cut off his 
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toes and he served them all for tea
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Can't go far,
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he can't go far.
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Hasn't got a leg to stand on
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He can't go far.


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I'm standing in a doorway on the 
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main square
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Tension is mounting
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There's a restless crowd of angry 
people
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More than we've ever seen.
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- had to tighten up security
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Over to the scene at the town hall
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The lord mayors ready to speak
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Man of suspicion, you can't last 
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long
Continues after the ad
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The British public is on our side
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Can't last long,
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you can't last long.
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Said you couldn't trust him, his 
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brother was just the same
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You can't last long


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If I was many miles from here,
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Id be sailing in an open boat on the
 sea
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Instead I'm on this window ledge,
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With the whole world below
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Up at the window
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Look at the window...

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We can help you
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We can help you
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Were all your friends, if you 
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come on down
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And talk to us son
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You must be joking
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Take a running jump


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The crowd was getting stronger and
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 our Harold
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Getting weaker;
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Forwards, backwards, swaying side to
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Fearing the very worst
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They called his mother to the site
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Up on the ledge beside him
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His mother made a last request.
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Come off the ledge if your father 
were alive
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He'd be very,very, very upset.
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Just can't jump,
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You just can't jump
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Your shirts all dirty,
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There's a man here from the B. B. C.
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You just can't jump

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We can help you
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We can help you

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Were all your friends, if you come 
on down
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And talk to us Harry
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You must be joking.
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Take a running jump......