It Serves You Right You Shouldnt Have Joined

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[INTRO]
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[Verse 1]
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Ever since the days of old the Navy's ruled the waves.
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For years they've told the world that Britain's never shall be slaves.
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The Navy still remembers and you'll often hear them say
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What Nelson told Napoleon upon Trafalgar day.

[Chorus 1]
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It serves you right, you shouldn't have joined, it jolly well serves you right.
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It serves you right, you shouldn't have joined, you might have been sitting tight
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You might have been in Civvy Street instead of in the fight
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But it serves you right, you shouldn't have joined, it jolly well serves you right
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And it's no use kicking up a row because your nobody's sweetheart now.
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You can weep and sigh and pipe your eye but still youre in the fight
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It serves you right, you shouldn't have joined, it jolly well serves you right.

[Verse 2]
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I wouldn't mind the Navy if the blinking ship were still
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It's all this bobbing up and down that makes me feel so ill.
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The seas alright for sharks and whales and things the like of that
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But I'd rather stick my Marlin's Pike in llkley Moor ba'tat

[Chorus 2]
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But It serves me right, I shouldn't have joined, it jolly well serves me right
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It serves me right, I shouldn't have joined, I might have been sitting tight.
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When I was cleaning windows I would keep em nice and bright
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But now I'm polishing portholes, rubbing them up with all me might.

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And it's no use kicking up a row because I'm nobody's sweetheart now.


[Verse 3]
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One day up in the crows nest I was feeling bright and gay
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'Til the captain shouted Dont come down, we've taken the ship away'.
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I used to be a chimney sweep in dear old Wigan town.
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I used to do the lady's down the street for half a crown

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But now I don't get nothing for the little jobs I do.
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I wish I was in Wigan sweeping Mrs.Jones's flue.

[Chrous 3]
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But it serves me right, I shouldn't have joined, it jolly well serves me right

It serves me right, I shouldn't have joined, I might have been sitting tight.
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I thought in every port I'd get a cuddle every night
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But all I've done is cuddle a gun and work up an appetite.

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And it's no use kicking up a row because I'm nobody's sweetheart now.
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There's a draught around my fore and aft my jumper's much too tight
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I've got barnacles on my binnacle and it ruddy well serves me right.

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[Chorus 4]
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It serves you right, you shouldn't have joined, it jolly well serves you right.
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It serves you right, you shouldn't have joined, you might have been sitting tight
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You can weep and sigh and pipe your eye but still youre in the fight
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It serves you right, you shouldn't have joined, it jolly well serves you right.

[OUTRO]
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A life on the open sea, is not very good for me
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It serves you right, you shouldn't have joined, it jolly well serves you right!