Michael In The Bathroom

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I am hanging in the bathroom at
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 the biggest party of the fall
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I could stay right here or 
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disappear, and nobody'd even notice
G#m
 at all

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I'm a creeper in a bathroom 
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'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
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But I'd rather fake pee than 
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stand awkwardly, or pretend to 
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check a text on my phone

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Everything felt fine when I was 
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half of a pair
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Now through no fault of mine, 
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there's no other half there

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Now I'm just Michael in the 
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bathroom, Michael in the bathroom
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 at a party
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Forget how long it's been
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I'm just Michael in the bathroom, 
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
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No you can't come in!
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I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to
 leave
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And picking at grout as I softly 
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grieve
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I'm just Michael who you don't 
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know, Michael flyin' solo, 
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Michael in the bathroom by himself

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All by himself

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I am hiding, but he's out there,
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 just ignoring all our history
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Memories get erased, and I'll 
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get replaced, with a newer, cooler
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 version of me
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And I hear a drunk girl sing along 
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to Whitney through the door, "I 
wanna dance with somebody"
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And my feelings sink, 'cause it 
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makes me think: now there's no one 
to make fun of drunk girls with 
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anymore!

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Now it's just Michael in the 
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bathroom, Michael in the bathroom
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 at a party
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I half regret the beers
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Michael in the bathroom, Michael 
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in the bathroom at a party
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As I choke back the tears
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I'll wait as long as I need, until 
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my face is dry
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Or I'll just blame it on weed, or 
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something in my eye!
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I'm just Michael who you don't 
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know, Michael flyin' solo
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Michael in the bathroom by 
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himself!


[EC HAEL & ALL]
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
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They're gonna start to shout soon
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
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Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
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It sucks you left me here alone
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
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Here in this teenage battle zone-
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Clang, clang, clang, clang
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I feel the pressure blowing up
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Bang, bang, bang, bang
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My big mistake was showing up
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Splash, splash, splash, splash

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I throw some water in my face
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And I am in a better place
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I go to open up the door
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But I can't hear knocking
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Anymore

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And I can't help but yearn
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For a different time
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And then I look in the mirror

And the present is clearer
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And there's no denying, I'm just-
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At a party
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Is there a sadder sight than-
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*hums*
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
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This is a heinous night
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I wish I stayed at home in bed 
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watching cable porn
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Or wish I offed myself instead
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Wish I was never born
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I'm just Michael who's a loner
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So he must be a stoner
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Rides a PT Cruiser
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God he's such a loser
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Michael flyin' solo
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Who you think that you know
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Michael in the bathroom by himself
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All by himself
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All by himself
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All you know about me is my name
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Awesome party
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I'm so glad I came