EF#EF#EF#G#m
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
EF#EF#EF#G#m
I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all
EF#EF#EF#EF#EF#EF#EF#G#m
I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
EF#EF#EF#Bmaj7
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my phone
D#mF#
Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
D#mE
Now through no fault of mine, there's no other half there
F#sus4F#BF#G#mEB
Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
F#sus4F#
Forget how long it's been
BF#G#mED#m
I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
F#sus4F#
No you can't come in!
EF#
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
G#mC#sus4
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
C#7F#GG#mC#7EF#
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo, Michael in the bathroom by himself
EF#EF#EF#EF#EF#
All by himself
EF#EF#EF#G#m
I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history
EF#EF#EF#Bmaj7
Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced, with a newer, cooler version of me
D#mF#
And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door, "I wanna dance with somebody"
D#mEF#sus4
And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!
F#BF#G#mEF#sus4
Now it's just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
F#
I half regret the beers
BF#G#mED#m
Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
F#sus4F#
As I choke back the tears
EF#
I'll wait as long as I need, until my face is dry
G#mC#7
Or I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!
F#F#mGG#mC#7
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo
EF#EF#EF#
Michael in the bathroom by himself!
[EC HAEL & ALL]
EF#
Knock, knock, knock, knock
EF#
They're gonna start to shout soon
EF#
Knock, knock, knock, knock
EF#
Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon
FG
Knock, knock, knock, knock
FG
It sucks you left me here alone
FG
Knock, knock, knock, knock
FG
Here in this teenage battle zone-
AG
Clang, clang, clang, clang
AG
I feel the pressure blowing up
AG
Bang, bang, bang, bang
AG
My big mistake was showing up
G#A#
Splash, splash, splash, splash
G#A#
I throw some water in my face
G#mC#
And I am in a better place
E
I go to open up the door
F#
But I can't hear knocking
EF#
Anymore
E F# (x3)
D#m
And I can't help but yearn
F#
For a different time
D#m
And then I look in the mirror
And the present is clearer
EF#sus4F#
And there's no denying, I'm just-
BF#G#mEF#sus4
At a party
F#
Is there a sadder sight than-
BF#
*hums*
G#mEF#
Michael in the bathroom at a party
D#mF#
This is a heinous night
EF#
I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
G#m
Or wish I offed myself instead
C#7
Wish I was never born
F#G
I'm just Michael who's a loner
G#mC#7
So he must be a stoner
F#G
Rides a PT Cruiser
G#mC#7
God he's such a loser
F#G
Michael flyin' solo
G#mC#7
Who you think that you know
F#EF#
Michael in the bathroom by himself
EF#EF#
All by himself
EF#EF#
All by himself
EF#EF#
All you know about me is my name
EF#
Awesome party
EF#B
I'm so glad I came