Cheaper Than A Shrink

Intro Lick  C  G#

PROCEED TO:  F  C#  F  G#

Verse 1

      F
I was sittin' in a chair at the 
H&R Block.
     F7                          
Some bean countin' pencil pusher 
Bb
runnin' up the clock.
       C                           
Said, "I've tallied up your numbers
         C7
 for the end of the year,
         F                   
And son, you've spent a small 
            G#
fortune on liquor and beer."

I said it's ;

Chorus 1

Bb
Cheaper than a shrink.
F
You don't have to think.
Bb       C
You just   pour and drink.
F                        Bb
It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of 
Jack,
   F
No pouring out your heart to some 
high-dollar quack.

Just a flip of the wrist and you're 
gettin' it done.
And gettin' just as messed up and 
         F7
havin' a lot more fun.
    Bb
And it's cheaper than a shrink.
F
  You don't have to think.
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G#       C
You just pour and drink.
    F
Aw, it's cheaper than a shrink.

Riff  Ab  F

Verse 2

F
Now me and her had this little 
problem between us.
Tryin' to bridge the gap between 
Bb
Mars and Venus.
           C
She said, "Honey, I think we need to
 see a marital counselor."
         F                         
I said, "All we need to do is slam 
                 G#
a case of twelve-ouncers."

'Cause it's ;

Chorus 2

Bb
Cheaper than a shrink.
F
You don't have to think.
         C
You just pour and drink.
      F                          
About eighteen bucks 'll get you 
Bb       F
four six-packs.
No pouring out your heart to some 
            Bb
high dollar quack.
       G#                          
Just a flip of the wrist and you're
 F          Bb
 gettin' it done.
            F                    
And gettin' just as messed up and 
          F7
havin' a lot more fun.
         Bb
And it's cheaper than a shrink.
F
You don't have to think.
         C
You just pour and drink.
           F                      C#
Yeah, it's cheaper than a shrink.

Verse 3

                 Bb                
If liquor prices soared as high as 
    C#
gasoline,
F                                 
I'd a quit drinkin' back when I 
        G#
was nineteen.
         Bb
It's the oldest most proven form of 
therapy.
Bb7                            C7
The best thing about it far as I can
 see is that it's ;

Chorus 3

Bb
Cheaper than a shrink.
F
You don't have to think.
G#       C
You just pour and drink.
         F
And it's cheaper than a shrink.
G#           C
Aw, you just pour and drink.
           F
And it's a whole lot cheaper
Than some big town, clock hound, 
                     C F
drag you down shrink.