Barfly

E  B  G#m  A
E  B  G#m  A


[Verse 1]
   E                  B         
If all assholes could fly, this 
G#m               A
place would be an airport.
    E                B            
And I don't know why I haven't 
  G#m        A
made my way out yet.
      E                            
But I think that I'll have one more
 B         G#m          A
 drink and ponder my situation.
   E          B               G#m
So bartender, please, another 
       A
drink for me.


[Chorus]
B                       G#m      
Won't you get out of my way, you 
        A
fucking asshole.
B                      G#m   
Get the fuck out of my way, you 
           A
fucking asshole.
           G#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
         E
Watch me fly.


[Verse 2]
E                     B
Pushing my way to the men's room.
      G#m                   A
Where all the dicks like to hang.
E                         B
There's some prick in the bathroom 
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G#m           A
Key bumping cocaine.
  E                            
I think that I'll have one more 
 B
drink
   G#m               A
To combat the consternation
   E          B               G#m
So bartender, please, another 
       A
drink for me.


[Chorus]
B                       G#m      
Won't you get out of my way, you 
        A
fucking asshole.
B                      G#m   
Get the fuck out of my way, you 
           A
fucking asshole.
           G#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
         E
Watch me fly.


[Verse 3]
E                     B          
Shit, I can't find my phone. Has 
G#m     A
anybody seen it?
E              B             G#m
Fuck, there it goes, another 
            A
phone, gone to shit.
  E                          B    
I think I will have one more drink
        G#m         A
 out of furious frustration.
   E          B               G#m
So bartender, please, another 
       A
drink for me.


[Chorus]
B                       G#m      
Won't you get out of my way, you 
        A
fucking asshole.
B                      G#m   
Get the fuck out of my way, you 
           A
fucking asshole.
           G#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
         E
Watch me fly.


[Verse 4]
E                         B      
Apparently, this night is done. 
    G#m             A
This shithole is now closing.
  E                        B   
I can't find my wallet and can't 
                        G#m     
find my keys, I can't call for a 
   A
taxi.
  E                          B    
I think I will have one more drink
       G#m            A
 as my evening's consolation.
   E          B               G#m
So bartender, please, another 
       A
drink for me.


[Chorus]
B                       G#m      
Won't you get out of my way, you 
        A
fucking asshole.
B                      G#m   
Get the fuck out of my way, you 
           A
fucking asshole.
           G#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
         E
Watch me fly.