Free Pizza For Life

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I'm gonna write this in a book one 
day
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But for now this song will have to 
do
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It's about the lengths you and I 
were willing to go to
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To get some free food
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It was 1997 something I can't 
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remember
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I'm bad with dates
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You and I were living in my van
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Everything that we had we had to 
take
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And the saddest song ever heard on 
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the radio

Was
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Let it snow let it snow let it snow
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Let it snow let it snow let it snow
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It said we have no place to go
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Let it snow let it snow let it snow
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We didn't have any place to go
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It snowed it snowed it snowed

But wait
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Lets take it back a few years
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To the day were first met
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I moved to Bloomington to be a bum
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You were here on a full
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Mathematics scholarship

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I was from a small town
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You were from a small town
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We became the best of friends

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Where our story begins
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Is where our trouble begins

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I never had a dime to my name
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You liked playing games
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A local pizza place had a deal
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10 coupons got a free 12inch
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Well heres what we did
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You see the college kids
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They never cut the coupons out
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Wed dig through the trash and find 
them
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A few nights work put pizza in our 
mouths

Continues after the ad
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We started to wonder where the 
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coupons went
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After people turned them in
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So we looked in their dumpster and 
what did we find
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We found 140 of them

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Sooner then later we started making 
our own
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When kinkos got the red copy machine
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One day they busted me
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The manager said "we don't take 
photocopies"

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So I jumped into the car
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Told the driver to drive
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As we sped off into the night we 
yelled

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Free Pizza For Life
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Free Pizza for Life
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Free Pizza For Life
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Free Pizza For Life

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A few years later you dropped outta 
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school
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We both spent a few months in our 
home town
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We've both been down and out
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But we were doing our best to get 
back up now

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One night we were sleeping in my van
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It was fourteen degrees below
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I woke up because I heard something 
crack
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You said it was your foot frozen to 
the window

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Our desperation drove us to 
dishonesty
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We were criminals distinctive and 
vile
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Declared most of the world to be our
 enemy

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We stole checkbooks
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And credit cards
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Signed signatures that were not ours
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Slice after slice we ate
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Pizza every night
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We always shared it with our friends
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Gave the driver a mighty tip
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In our simple minds we had
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A slice of a paradise

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But I guess we took it a little too 
far
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Cause you ended up doing some time
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When they slammed the door to your 
cell
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I swear I heard you yell

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Free Pizza For Life
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Free Pizza For Life
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Free Pizza For Life
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Free Pizza For Life

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On the night that we bailed you out 
of jail
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It was 2 weeks later you looked 
scared and pale
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To celebrate setting you free
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We ordered some pizza
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And paid with forgery

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Cause when they knock you down
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You can't stay on the ground
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You gotta keep getting up
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You gotta keep putting your faith in
 luck
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And as we can clearly see
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That we made some mistakes

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For the most part I have no regrets
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At some parts I feel a little 
ashamed
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But it all worked out okay in the 
end
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And I think I would do it all over 
again

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Sorry your the one they caught
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I wish it coulda been me my friend
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I'm not saying we were wrong
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And I'm not saying we were right
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All I know is what we want

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Free Pizza For Life
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Free Pizza For Life

Free Pizza For Life
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Free Pizza For Life
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