Ohio

Tell my uncle tell my aunts
I got my teeth in nice and straight
Chicken nuggets in my pants
I'm on my way to the buckgrass state!
O-hi-o-hi-o
Round on the end, high in the middle
O-hi-o-hi-o
O-hi-o-hi-o (O how hi I o)

Left my home in Timbucthree
With my banjo on my knee
Look at me I'm Sandra D
On your way to Ohio
O-hi-o-hi-o
Round on the end, high in the middle
Here's a riddle what's round on the end and high in the middle?
Oh it's um...Switzerland?
No it's O-hi-o-hi-o! (Oh how hi I o)

Up in Cincinnati-a, there's a gal named Clareibell
If she knew I's on my way, I'm pretty sure she'd run like....
HELLO Cleveland
Hello Toledo
Hello Columbus (Bonjourno Braka!)
Oh-hi-o-hi-o
Round on the end, hi in the middle
Here's a riddle what's round on the end and hi in the middle?
Oh I know this, it's...
NO! It's O-hi-o-hi-o! Stupid, stupid dummy!