I went and bought myself a Balsam Fir
I went and got myself thinking of her
I drove around and looked at every tree
I had to stop when I lost feeling in my knees

I wonder why everything is green
I wonder why it couldn't have been blue
I wish that everything wasn't so green
I wish it didn't make me think of you

But what can you do?
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh

Went to the store to look for your shampoo
I guess that I just wanted to smell like you
And maybe that's a strange thing to do
But with me, that's nothing new

Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh

But you are everywhere I go
You're kissing her while you're stoned
You are everything I know
I wasn't your first, but you were mine though
You were mine though

I went and found myself there at Saint Mark's
And sat around and watched some dogs in the park
We're only probably five blocks apart
But seeing you wouldn't be the smartest thing to do