Valentino

I used to be smart
Got A and O in Art
Plus two highly inflammable bees
That will if you ask
Buzz into a flask
Filled up with cold coffee and tea

You said if today
We go away and play
You'll buy us a toffee or two
With bottles of wine
To drink when we dine
Down at the Ritzy
Where people get tipsy
On mints as strong as some
Lemon and lime, orange juice
Citrus fruits
That spring from the vine

And just in case you
Refer to my I.Q.
As being unbelievably low
Let me tell you this
With my very first kiss
I knocked spots off Valentino
Pretty Rudy-o-doe