Let's Have a Kiki/ Turkey Lurkey Time

Hey, I'm calling you back
Ooh, she's been a bitch tonight!
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels
And the lashes and the eairh
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for Mutha touchin' my Ass
So then I get to the club lookin' like a drowned harassed rat
And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny 5-0
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!
So no fee for me!
I don't even know what's the Tea!
So I hope you're up, girl
'Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need!

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors (tight!)
Let's have a kiki (mother)
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have kiki (dive, turn, work)
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve
And work
And turn
And hon-hon-honey

A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts one may deserve
And though the Sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors (tight!)
Let's have a kiki (mother)
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have kiki (dive, turn, work)
Let's have a kiki
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve
And work
And turn
And hon-hon-honey
It's turkey lurkey time

Tom turkey ran away but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let us make a wish
And may all our wishes come true
Turkey lurkey, loosey goosey (oohh)
Some for uncle Joe, some for cousin Lucy
Everybody gather 'round the table
Dig in, dinner's being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see

This kiki is marvelous!

Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors (tight!)
Let's have a kiki (mother)
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have kiki (dive, turn, work)
Let's have a kiki
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve
And work
And turn
And hon-hon-honey
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors (tight!)
Let's have a kiki (hunty, dropper)
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki, boots, ten, queen
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve
And work
And turn
Lets have a kiki!