Sweet Transvestite

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How do you do, I
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See you've met my
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faithful handyman.

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He's just a little brought down, Be-
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cause when you knocked
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he thought you were the candyman.

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Don't get strung out
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by the way I look,
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don't judge a book by its cover.
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I'm not much of a girl
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by the light of day,
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but by night I'm one hell of a 
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lover.

           B7                      
I'm just a sweet transvestite from 
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Sensational, Transylvania.

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Let me show you around, maybe
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play you a sound,
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you look like you're both pretty 
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groovy.

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Or if you want something visual
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that's not too abysmal,
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we could take in an old Steve Reeves
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 movie.

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Well, you got caught with a flat, 
well,
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how 'bout that?
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Well, babies, don't you panic.

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By the light of the night,
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when it all seems alright,
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I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

           B7                      
I'm just a sweet transvestite from 
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Sensational, Transylvania.

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Why don't you stay for the night?  
Night.
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Or maybe a bite?  Bite.
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I could show you my favorite 
                      A   E
obsession.

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I've been making a man
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with blond hair and a tan,
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and he's good for relieving my 
tension.

           B7                      
I'm just a sweet transvestite from 
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Sensational, Transylvania.
           B7                      
I'm just a sweet transvestite from 
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Sensational, Transylvania.

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So - come up to the lab,
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and see what's on the slab,
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I see you shiver with 
antici...pation.
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But maybe the rain
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isn't really to blame,
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so I'll remove the cause
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HA HA HA, but not the symptom.