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How do you do, I
EG
See you've met my
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faithful handyman.
E
He's just a little brought down, Be-
EG
cause when you knocked
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he thought you were the candyman.
E
Don't get strung out
EG
by the way I look,
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don't judge a book by its cover.
E
I'm not much of a girl
EG
by the light of day,
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but by night I'm one hell of a lover.
B7AE
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
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Let me show you around, maybe
EG
play you a sound,
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you look like you're both pretty groovy.
E
Or if you want something visual
EG
that's not too abysmal,
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we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
E
Well, you got caught with a flat, well,
EG
how 'bout that?
GAAE
Well, babies, don't you panic.
E
By the light of the night,
EG
when it all seems alright,
GA
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
B7AE
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
E
Why don't you stay for the night? Night.
EG
Or maybe a bite? Bite.
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I could show you my favorite obsession.
E
I've been making a man
EG
with blond hair and a tan,
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and he's good for relieving my tension.
B7AE
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
B7AE
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
E
So - come up to the lab,
G
and see what's on the slab,
E
I see you shiver with antici...pation.
G
But maybe the rain
E
isn't really to blame,
A
so I'll remove the cause
E
HA HA HA, but not the symptom.