Can't Get A Girl? Kill Yourself

Everyday I go to school I always wonder why
girls don't wanna go out with a geeky chess club guy
My mom said I'm good looking, she said girls would come my way
but 21 years later this is what I have to say

They don't even know me but they judge me by my looks
(I'll) never forget how I felt when they walk past and shook
Jocks make it look so easy cause they all run the school
My 85 Maxima doesn't make me look so cool

I was feeling depressed so I went and got some help
"Doc I'm tired of spending Friday nights all by
myself"
The doctor looked me over and he analyzed my head
He came to a conclusion and this is what he said