D                    A
She's my little orthodontist girl
Em                  G
Living in a sterile world
         D     A     Em    G
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)
D                       A
Back lid, rubber glove, paper mask love
Em                    G
She's my little ortho girl
         D     A     Em    G
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)

[Pre-chorus]
     D   A/C#   Bm                      G
Your eyes  like two drinks of water and I'm thirsty baby
  D                     A/C#                  G                 Gm
I dream about what your mouth looks like, you must have perfect teeth
          D             A/C#         Bm                G
With your mask on, your lips, oh they could be bigger, they could be smaller,
D       A/C#       Bm       G
I don't care at all (Whoa-oh-oh)
      A                                    G               Gm
And I can't talk 'cause the doctor's doing something in my mouth

[Chorus]
D                    A
She's my little orthodontist girl
Em                  G
Living in a sterile world
         D     A     Em    G
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)
D                       A/C#
Back lid, rubber glove, paper mask love
Em                    G
She's my little ortho girl
         D     A     Em    G
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)

[Bridge]
Em              Bm                       G
Your hand in my mouth holding that tiny vacuum thingy
  A                                              Em
I hope my tongue doesn't accidentally touch your fingers
                     Bm
'Cause that would be weird ("I'm sorry 'bout that, sir") ("That's okay")
G
Yeah, with your glove on, it's like you're inside me
A
Yeah, that turns me on, oh that turns me on

[Chorus]
D                    A
She's my little orthodontist girl
Em                  G
Living in a sterile world
         D     A     Em    G
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)
D                       A/C#
Dark lid, rubber glove, paper mask love
Em                    G
She's my little ortho girl
         D     A     Em    G
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)