Well I wanna get in the whole world's pants
and when my beaver's hungry preemies ain't got a chance
I turn it out in granny glasses and hotpants
and my digs are decked out for statutory romance
WITH HIM EVERY NITE I WANNA ROCK OUT
WITH HIM EVERY NIGHT I WANNA ROCK OUT
WITH HIM EVERY NITE UNDER THE HUMP LITES
OH YEAH HUMP LITES OH YEAH
Well they call me your grandma cuz I'm two-hundred-and six but I got a lollipop you know you wanna lick
I'll bounce up and down on the preemie trampoline
and shake my pop-poms cuz I'm Chunky Superteen
(Repeat chorus)
Cuz I am your grandma She is your grandma!!! x8