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[First Part]

B
Hey old man in woman's shoes

I wonder if he knows
            E
I think he's crazy
B                                 
When he was young did he have 
dreams
  E


Of wearing woman's shoes and being 
crazy?

[Chorus]

B                  E     A      
It makes me wonder when I grow 
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to be that age
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     B            E               
Will I be walking down the street 
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begging for your spare change
   B                E        
Or will I grow that old? Will I 
A           F#
still be around?
    B           E             A  
The way I carry on I'll end up 
           F#
six feet underground
           A
And waste away

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[Second Part]

B
When the old man was in school
Did the golden rule make him go 
  E
crazy
B
Or did he hide away from hopes 
behind

A smile and smoking dope
       E
It's crazy

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[Bridge]

B                       A
It seems so frightening, time passes
 by like lightning
G#                             
Before you know it you're struck 
   F#
down
B                        A
I always waste my time on my 
chemical emotions
G#                          F#
It keeps my head spinning around
           A
And waste away

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