G               D        Em            Bm
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
  C            G                 D
About nothing and everything all at once
G            D
I am one of those
   Em           Bm
Melodramatic fools
   C             G
Neurotic to the bone
               D
No doubt about it

C             D                G
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
C              D                     G
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

C                   D
It all keeps adding up
  G                   Em
I think I'm cracking up
    C          D                   G
Am I just paranoid? Or am I just stoned?

( G  D  Em  D )

  G          D
I went to a shrink
 Em               Bm
To analyze my dreams
      C                G                      D
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
  G         D
I went to a whore
 Em                    Bm
She said my life's a bore
   C                       G                  D
So quit my whining, 'cause it's bringing her down

C             D                G
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
C              D                     G
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

C                   D
It all keeps adding up
  G                   Em
I think I'm cracking up
    C         D                    G
Am I just paranoid? Or am I just stoned?

( G  D  Em  D ) 
( G  D  Em  D ) 
( G  D  Em  D ) 
( G  D  Em  D ) 

 C           D
Grasping to control
            G     D  Em  D  C  G  D
So I better hold on

( G  D  Em  D  C  G  D )
( G  D  Em  D  C  G  D )

C             D                G
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
C              D                     G
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

C                   D
It all keeps adding up
  G                   Em
I think I'm cracking up
    C          D                   G
Am I just paranoid? Or am I just stoned?

[Final] G  D  Em  D