G               D        Em            D    C
Do you have the time to listen to me whine about
         G                 D
Nothing and everything all at once
G            D       Em           D     C
I am one of those melodramatic fools neurotic to the
 G                  D
Bone no doubt about it

C             D                G
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
C              D                     G
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

C                   D    G                   Em     C
It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up am I
          D                G  ( G D Em D )
Just paranoid? am I just stoned

  G          D      Em               D        C
I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams she says it's
         G                      D
Lack of sex that's bringing me down
  G         D      Em                    D     C
I went to a whore she said my life's a bore so quit my
              G                  D
Whining cause it's bringing her down

C             D                G
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
C              D                     G
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

C                   D    G                   Em     C
It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up am I
         D   ( G D Em D )
Just paranoid?

 C           D
Grasping to control
             G     D Em D C G D
 So I better hold on

( G  D  Em  D  C  G  D )
( G  D  Em  D  C  G  D )

C             D                G
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
C              D                     G
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

C                   D    G                   Em     C
It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up am I
         D                 G 
Just paranoid? am I just stoned

[Final] G  D  Em  D