( A#5  G#5 )
I sit around and watch the tube but nothing's on
I change the channel's for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shit
In the house with unlocked doors and I'm fucking lazy

D#5 A#5          G#5      D#5      A#5
       Bite my lip and close my eyes
        G#5      D#5
Take me away to paradise
A#5              G#5       D#5    A#5                    G#5 D#5
    I'm so damn bored I'm going blind and I smell like shit

Peel me off this Velcrow seat
And get me moving
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a dog in heat
Barred indoors from the summer street
I've locked the doors to my own cell and I've lost the key

D#5 A#5          G#5      D#5      A#5
       Bite my lip and close my eyes
        G#5      D#5
Take me away to paradise
A#5              G#5       D#5    A#5                    G#5
    I'm so damn bored I'm going blind and I smell like shit

D#5          C#5
I've got no motivation
  D#5        C#5
Where is my motivation?
 D#5         C#5
No time for motivation
  D#5      C#5    A#5   G#5  D#5  A#5  G#5  D#5  A#5  G#5  D#5
Smoking my inspi-ration

( A#5  G#5 )

I sit around and watch the phone
But no ones calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When masturbation's lost its fun you're fucking lonely

D#5 A#5          G#5      D#5      A#5
       Bite my lip and close my eyes
        G#5      D#5
Take me away to paradise
A#5             G#5        D#5    A#5
    I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
        G#5        D#5
And lonliness has to subside
A#5          G#5      D#5      A#5
    Bite my lip and close my eyes
                G#5      D#5
Slowly slipping away to paradise
A#5             G#5    D#5       A#5                   G#5 D#5
    Some say "Quit, or I'll go blind" but it's just a myth

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