B
Today's the Macy's Day Parade
G#m
the night of the living dead is on its way 
E              F#      B
with a credit report for duty call
B
it's a lifetime quarantee
G#m
stuffed in a coffin '10% more free'
E           F#         B
Red light special at the mausoleum

E
Give me something that I need
F#
satisfaction guaranteed to you
E
what's the consolation prize?
F#             B
economy sized dreams of hope

B
when I was a kid I thought 
G#m
I wanted all the things that I haven't got
E         F#       B
oh' I learned the hardest way
B               G#m
Then I realized what I took

To tell the difference between
        E
thieves and crooks
      F#            B
when all along it was me and you

E
Give me something that I need 
F#
Satisfaction guaranteed
      B
Because I'm thinking about 
 F#      G#m
a brand new hope 
  F#           E
the one I've never known
        F#
'cause now I know
               B
it's all that I wanted      B G#m E F# (2X) B

E
what's the consolation prize?
F#
economy sized dreams of hope
E
Give me something that I need
F#
Satisfaction guaranteed
E
Give me something that I need 
F#
Satisfaction guaranteed
      B
Because I'm thinking about 
 F#      G#m
a brand new hope 
  F#           E
the one I've never known
F#
and where it goes 
      B
and I'm thinking about
  F#       G#m
the only road
  F#           E
the one I've never known
F#
and where it goes 
      B
Because I'm thinking about 
 F#      G#m
a brand new hope 
  F#           E
the one I've never known
        F#
'cause now I know
            B
it's all that I wanted