The Grouch

A         E              A       D
  I was a young boy that had big plans.
A         E            D         E
  Now I'm just another shitty old man.
A              E         A         D
  I don't have fun and I hate everything.
      A          E           A
  The world owes me, so fuck you.
A       E               A       D
  Glory days don't mean shit to me.
A           E           D  E
  I drank a six pack of apathy.
A          E         A     D
  Life's a bitch and so am I.
      A          E           A
  The world owes me, so fuck you.

[Chorus]
F#m      D           A          E
  Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.
F#m       D             A               E
  I had a young and optimistic point of view.
F#m      D           A          E
  Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.
F#m       D             A               E
  I had a young and optimistic point of view.

[Verse 2]
A           E             A             D
  I've decomposed, yet my gut's getting fat.
A       E                D           E
  Oh my God, I'm turning out like my dad.
A            E                A       D
  I'm always rude, I've got a bad attitude.
      A          E           A
  The world owes me, so fuck you.
A              E           A             D
  The wife's a nag and the kid's fucking up.
A              E            D            E
  I don't have sex 'cause I can't get it up.
A            E              A      D
  I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch.
      A          E           A
  The world owes me, so fuck you.

[Chorus]
F#m      D           A          E
  Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.
F#m       D             A               E
  I had a young and optimistic point of view.
F#m      D           A          E
  Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.
F#m       D             A               E
  I had a young and optimistic point of view.

[Solo]
|A    E   |A   D   |A   E   |D   E   |
|A    E   |A   D   |A   E   |A       |
|F#m  D   |A   E   | x3
|F#m  D   |A   |E      |E      |

E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--9-99-9-99-11-1111-9-99-9-99-99-------8-9----------------------------------| 
D|---------------------------------12-12-----9-11-1111-9-99-11-1111-12-12-----| 
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------9-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--11-11---12-11-9----9-11-1111-12-1212-11-11-9-99-11111111-12121212---------| 
A|------------------12--------------------------------------------------------| 
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-----------------------------------------------9-99-999-11-1111-13-1313-14~-| 
D|--11111111-9--9-9-11-1111-12-1212-11-1111-9-99------------------------------| 
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

[Verse 3]
A         E              A       D
  I was a young boy that had big plans.
A         E            D          E
  Now I'm just another shitty old man.
A              E         A         D
  I don't have fun and I hate everything.
      A          E           A
  The world owes me, so fuck you.
A       E               A       D
  Glory days don't mean shit to me.
A           E           D  E
  I drank a six pack of apathy.
A          E         A     D
  Life's a bitch and so am I.
      A          E           A
  The world owes me, so fuck you.
      A          E           A
  The world owes me, so fuck you.
      A          E           |D D D D D D D D |D D D A         |
  The world owes me, so fuck you.