Cause I'm A Bro

I drank 30 beers for breakfast,
And I took the dirt bike to glamis,
I didnt jump one fucking jump,
I just talked about the river.

I like fake tits and short skirts,
And Crustys Demons of Dirt,
Cause Im a Bro Bro Bro

I got posters of Vin Deisel,
And I punch my friends in the arm,
I lifted my truck up to the sky,
I fuck other girls then I beat my wife

I give millions to the industry
Unbeknownst it goes to the Japanese

Flamed tattoos, and rev-ing my dirt bike
Slapping my bitch, when shes out of line,
I talk shirt all the time,
If your truck is smaller than mine

Ive got black socks and sideburns
I bleached my hair and I spiked it
I street race my grandmas Buick
You know SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!
That guys a Bro, Bro, Bro