Collect 'Em All

Newspaper said he was a textbook
Case
A classic example of a mass killer:
As a kid and was the judge in ant court
He even worked for the post office once
He got a car phone to yell in at no one in
Particular
Nobody noticed that it never rang
He had a mono brow
And a big collection of
.22's and .38's and .44's and .9's

Why should i wait all day in a line
To pay some fine?
I'm always hearing voices say "go get yours
Cuz i got mine"
Well i'll park anywhere that i want to
Now cuz the
Meter maid is dead
And i stamped "case closed" on the
Rubble of the
Irs mans head

His day started with his mother and his
Ex-something or other
A check list was later found
Suits and skirts played out on the a
Sidewalk
Green and gray and red, and how the
Pigeons fed
Sky full of copters, more cameras than
Coppers
An adoring crowd swelled behind a
Giant barricade
Front page story, and now immortal
A name memorized in households all
Across the usa

Got a place in a special history book
And a life now not in vain
A card in the collector's series
And john rambo's playing me
Well i'll park anywhere that i want to
Now cuz the
Meter maid is dead
And i stamped "case closed" on the
Rubble of the
Irs man's head.