Midlife Crisis

Intro: E

E
  Go on and ring my neck
G
  Like when a rag gets wet
B/F#
  A little discipline
A
  For my pet genius
E
  My head is like lettuce
G
  Go on, dig your thumbs in.
B/F#
  I cannot stop giving
B
  I'm thirtysomething.

E
  Sense of security
G
  Like pockets jingling
B/F#          A
  Midlife crisis
E
  Suck ingenuity
G
  Down through the family
B      ( B )
  Tree...

        E                    D
  You're perfect yes it's true
    A         E                D 
  But without me you're only you 
               A
(you're only you)
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       E               D
  Your menstruating heart
 A        E
  It ain't bleeding enough for two.

 E      G   B/F#   A
  It's a midlife...crisis
 E     G   B/F#   B
  It's a midlife...crisis

E
  What an inheritance
G
  The salt and the kleenex
B/F#
  Morbid self-attention
A
  Bending my pinky back
E
  A little discipline
G
  A donor by habit
B/F#
  A little discipline
B
  Rent an opinion.

E
  Sense of security
G
  Holding blunt instrument
B/F#        A
  Midlife crisis
E
  I'm a perfectionist
G                          B      
  And perfect is a skinned knee.
( B )


     E                     D
  You're perfect yes it's true
    A         E                 D
  But without me you're only you 
             A
(you're only you)
      E               D
  Your menstruating heart
 A       E
  It ain't bleeding enough for two.

 ( E )
   Yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah...

 E         G
  It's a midlife...
   B/F#
 Crisis...
E           G
  It's a midlife...
     B/F#   B
 Crisis...

     E                      D
  You're perfect yes it's true
    A         E                D 
  But without me you're only you
    A

      E               D
  Your menstruating heart
 A          E
  It ain't bleeding enough for 
two...