Analog Girl

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Well she ain't got no cell phone you
 got to call her when shes home
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And all of her clocks have got hands

Now don't try to e-mail her you've 
got to snail mail her
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You got to take pen in hand.


[Chorus]
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Ones and Zeros, Zeros and ones
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She'll have none of that virtual 
fun.
She's a real deal old fashioned 
       G
an*log girl
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In a digital world

[Verse 2]
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Now she gets online out in her 
backyard
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Hangin up her old blue jeans

She's got all of the memory she can 
live with
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She really hates drum machines


[Chorus]
A               D
Ones and Zeros, Zeros and ones
A                        D
She'll have none of that virtual 
fun.
She's a real deal old fashioned 
       G
an*log girl
A            D
In a digital world

[Verse 3]
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Out in the garden, she's got a 
website
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It sparkles in the morning dew

Got a mouse in her pocket, Got spam 
in a can
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Whats an analog girl to do


[Chorus]
A               D
Ones and Zeros, Zeros and ones
A                        D
She'll have none of that virtual 
fun.
She's a real deal old fashioned 
       G
an*log girl
A            D
In a digital world