C                                                                     
Now broken hearted people always seem to drink and 
Em                                     F    G      C
tryin' to drown those sorrows ain't as easy as you think
      C                                                       
But living with a liar is a hard old way to go 
 Em                                     F              G 
Laughin' just to keep from crying ain't no way to grow old
 
[Chorus]
     F          C              F           C  
So take me to a barroom driver set me on a stool
   F              C   C/B Am     F       G      C
If I can't be her man I'm damned if I'll be her fool

[Verse 2]
                    C     
They say that whiskey ain't the best way, but then I ain't too smart 
    Em                            F     G        C
to think I just found out she was lyin' from the start
                 C                                                         
So if this is nothing but a bad joke lookin' for a laugh 
Em                                          F             G
hold on to your lampshade darlin' cause I'm looking for a hat

[Chorus]
     F          C              F           C  
So take me to a barroom driver set me on a stool
   F              C   C/B Am     F       G      C
If I can't be her man I'm damned if I'll be her fool

[Verse 3]

     C                                                                            
So get this taxi movin' cause I got no time to lose 
           Em                 F       G        C
there's no time to be choosy, any old bar will do
               C                                                                       
cause I'm lookin' to get silly and I'm lookin' to get loose 
         Em                                      F           G        
and if that don't get it done darlin', I'll come looking for you

[Chorus]
    F            C              F           C  
Now take me to a barroom driver set me on a stool
   F              C   C/B Am     F       G      C
If I can't be her man I'm damned if I'll be her fool

     F          C               F           C  
Now take me to a barroom driver set me on a stool
   F              C   C/B Am     F       G      C
If I can't be her man I'm damned if I'll be her fool