Miner

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[Verse 1]
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If I was a miner, I'd sing about the mine
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I'd tell you of the women, they'd love you for a time
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Love you for a time, take you to their home
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If I was a miner, I'd make them my own
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Make them my own

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[Verse 2]
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If I was a banker, I'd take a widow's farm
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I'd never work on Sunday, and I'd eat my biscuits warm
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I'd eat my biscuits warm, with some fruit from a jar
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If I was a banker, I'd buy me a new car
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Buy me a new car

[Verse Intro]
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[Instrumental] (Verse sequence, no vocals)
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[Verse 3]
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If I was a preacher, I'd speak the holy word
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I'd leave the church to ramble, and I'd congregate with birds
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I'd congregate with birds, and forget about the rest
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You must believe in heaven if you wanna build a nest
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Wanna build a nest

[Bridge]
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If your woman's stubborn and she's got cold feet
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You take her to the laundromat and roll her in the sheets
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And if your woman's triflin', and she got no love
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You take her to the river and you wash her in the flood
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Wash her in the flood
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Wash her in the flood
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Wash her in the flood