Man From The Magazine

C    8-10-10-9-8-8
Bb   688766
Eb   xx5343
F*   xx7565
F    133211
G    355433


[Intro]
N.C.
One, two, three

C Bb C
C Bb C

[Verse 1]
C            Bb        C
Man from the magazine what did you 
say?
C                Bb             C
"Do you make the same faces in bed?"
Eb
Hey, man, what kind of question is 
that?
Eb
What did you really want me to say 
back?
C            
What's going on 
Bb         C
behind those dark glasses?
C       Bb              C
Is this what you think making a pass
 is?
Eb
Wondering which door could get me 
out fastest
Continues after the ad
F
When I tell it now


[Chorus]
                Eb
I don't want to hear
              F*                  
It is what it is, it was what it 
C  Bb  C
was
                Eb
I don't want to hear
              F*                  
It is what it is, it was what it 
C  Bb  C
was
                      F         
You don't know how it feels, you 
              G
expect me to deal with it
         C         F
'Til I'm perfectly numb
                          G
But you don't know how it feels

C Bb C
C Bb C


[Verse 2]
C            Bb             C
Man from the music shop, I drove too
 far
C          Bb            C
For you to hand me that starter 
guitar
Eb
"Hey girl, why don't you play a few 
bars?"
F*
Oh, what's left to prove?


[Chorus]
                Eb
I don't want to hear
              F*                  
It is what it is, it was what it 
C  Bb  C
was
              Eb
Don't make me hear
              F*                  
It is what it is, it was what it 
C  Bb  C
was
                       F        
You don't know how it feels, you 
              G
expect me to deal with it
         C         F
'Til I'm perfectly numb


[Other]
                          G
But you don't know how it feels
          F              G
You don't know how it feels
          F              G   C   
You don't know how it feels
Bb C

           C Bb C
To be the cunt