No Body No Crime

    Em
He did it
    Em
He did it


[Instrumental]

Em   C    D    Am   Em   C    

D    Am


[Verse 1]

Em            C
  Este's a friend of mine
    D                              
We meet up every Tuesday night for 
 Am                    Em
dinner and a glass of wine
             C
Este's been losin' sleep
     D                             
Her husband's actin' different, and
     Am                  Em
 it smells like infidelity
                          G        
She says, "That ain't my merlot on 
           D
his mouth
               Am                  
That ain't my jewellery on our 
      Em
joint account"
           G            D
No, there ain't no doubt
                              D
I think I'm gonna call him out


[Chorus]

        Em             Am         
She says, "I think he did it, but 
   C          D       Em
I just can't prove it"
            Am            C       
I think he did it, but I just 
    D      Em
can't prove it
            Am            G       
I think he did it, but I just 
    D      Em
can't prove it
        Am
No, no body, no crime
    D                              
But I ain't lettin' up until the 
     Em
day I die


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[Post-Chorus]

   C    D    Am
No, no
            Em
I think he did it
   C    D      Am
No, no      he did it


[Verse 2]

Em      C            D
  Este wasn't there Tuesday night at
 Olive Gardеn
Am                Em
At her job or anywhere
                C
Hе reports his missing wife
      D
And I noticed when I passed his 
house
    Am                          
His truck has got some brand new 
  Em
tyres
         G               D
And his mistress moved in
           Am                   Em
Sleeps in Este's bed and everything
           G            D
No, there ain't no doubt
                               D
Somebody's gotta catch him out, 
'cause


[Chorus]

Em            Am            C   
  I think he did it, but I just 
        D      Em
can't prove it
            Am            C       
I think he did it, but I just 
    D      Em
can't prove it
            Am            G       
I think he did it, but I just 
    D      Em
can't prove it
        Am
No, no body, no crime
    D                              
But I ain't lettin' up until the 
     Em
day I die


[Post-Chorus]

   C    D    Am
No, no
            Em
I think he did it
   C    D
No, no     he did it


[Bridge]

Am                                
  Good thing my daddy made me get 
           Em
a boating licence when I was fifteen
Am
  And I've cleaned enough houses
          Em
To know how to cover up a scene
Bm                                
  Good thing Este's sister's gonna
   Em
 swear she was with me (She was with
 me, dude)
Am                                
  Good thing his mistress took out
        B7
 a big life insurance policy


[Chorus]

Em                Am              
  They think she did it, but they 
 C          D      Em
just can't prove it
                Am               C
They think she did it, but they 
          D      Em
just can't prove it
              Am              G   
She thinks I did it, but she just 
        D     Em
can't prove it
        Am
No, no body, no crime
   C                           D  
I wasn't lettin' up until the day 
   Em
he
        Am
No, no body, no crime
   C                           D  
I wasn't lettin' up until the day 
   Em
he
        Am
No, no body, no crime
   D                           N.C.
I wasn't lettin' up until the day he
 died