Arthurs Farm

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Arthur Askey and Douggie-Wouggie 
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Bader went down to the animal farm
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Douggie bored a boar with his 
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stories from the war
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And explained about the boil on his
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 palm.
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Napoleon, very pink offered both of 
them a drink
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And a drink and a drink and a drink.
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Come the hour of four they were 
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legless to be sure
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Not one of them had even had a wink 
of sleep.
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And everybody sang as loud as they 
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could
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'Two legs bad but four legs good'
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This made the boys feel pretty 
oppressed.
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Came the new realm it was A A at the
 helm
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While Douggers played 'Luftwaffe' 
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on the roofs.
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After amputating limbs all the 
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others wrote new hymns
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And a signpost said 'Second Hand 
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Hooves'.
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Years passed by, double grazing in 
the sty
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It was good but it was total apathy.
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Everybody arsed around and that 
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'beasts of England' sound
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Had been ruined by a busy, busy bee.
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And chants were heard from the 
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East to the West
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'Four legs good but no legs best'
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Invalidity reigned supreme.
    B                          E  
And chants were heard from the 
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East to the West
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'Four legs good but no legs best'
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One time visitors were now the 
regime.