Asparagus Next Left

INTRO

Riff A


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      A         D          
We've just been performing a 
     G
guerilla gig

       A         D             
In the middle of another group's 
     G
guerilla gig

      A                 D      
Well, surely that's the ultimate 
     G
guerilla gig

    A          D          G
But still they cried like girls



C                 C   B   A     G
Road signs on our country lanes may

G                D
Not be what they seem

C              C   B   A     G
Asparagus next left who says

G             D
"I've been up stream"

C                    C    B A G
Going down there for plum tomatoes

G               D
It's not a good idea

C
For 'horse manure 200 yards' read

D
'Bottomless perdition'


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Riff A



         A           D          G
When the club versus country dispute
 arose

      A             D             
Small children were trampled in 
  G
the exodus

   A        D          G
We all knew someone at primary 
school

     A           D        G
Who had a really powerful magnet



C            C    B A   G
New potatoes this a way an

G             D
Arrow points innocently

C               C  B   A     G
Dirt track to a darker place that's

G               D
What it says to me

C               C  B    A  G
Last chance for hanging baskets

G                     D
There even giving you clues

C
Fresh broad-beans and aubergines

D
Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms


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Riff A



    A    D               G
Whatever happened to the plumber's 
van

A      D       G
Humble amateur transit van

A           D    G
Vans have become ridiculous with 
their

A     D        G
Strategies and logistics

C             C  B A    G
Veer soon for marmalade I

G              D
Don't think so Joe

C               C   B    A  G
And why are the tractors turning

G                  D
We really ought to know

C             C B   A     G
So stay alert minor roads

G                D
Remember Phyllis ...

C
Ooh, rhubarb let's go

      D                           A
She's still not been accounted for