David Wainwrights Feet

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Peter?s on his skateboard, Ryan?s
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 on his bike
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Steven?s over there with his older 
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brother Mike
Robert?s gone to Snowdon, leaving me
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 to muse
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Measurement paramount when 
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choosing boots and shoes.
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Corns and blisters, bunions and 
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warts
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David Wainwright?s all out of sorts
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Laura Morgan skips down the street
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Laura Morgan cares for her feet.
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I remember clearly how it all began
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I was in the precinct, shopping 
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with my Nan
Saw the latest trainers and pestered
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 like a fly
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They didn?t have my size but I 
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still got them and that?s why.
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Corns and blisters, bunions and 
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warts
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David Wainwright?s all out of sorts
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Laura Morgan skips down the street
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Laura Morgan cares for her feet.
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Hammer toe horrendous, wincing with
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 the pain
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?Told you so?, chiropodist telling 
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me again
?Treat your feet with kindness, 
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treat them with respect?
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And even though he stinks of gin, I
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 know that he?s correct.
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Corns and blisters, bunions and 
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warts
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David Wainwright?s all out of sorts
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Laura Morgan skips down the street
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Laura Morgan cares for her feet.
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