Ecclesiastical Perks

G7  C        G7     C      G7
 In pulpits,     in pulpits
         C                     G7
They can preach naked from the waist
 downwards
   C         G7            C     
In cloisters,     they can smack 
                   G7
each other’s arses.
F      Am   G7           C
 These be ecclesiastical perks
F      Am   G7           C
 These be ecclesiastical perks.


G7     C           G7    
 Cheap flagstones,     cheap 
    C         G7
flagstones
C                     G7
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay
C                     G7
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay.
    C              G7        
Wet sponges-at the summer fair 
         C       G7
-shall miss me.
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F      Am   G7           C
 These be ecclesiastical perks
F      Am   G7           C     
 These be ecclesiastical perks.
G7   C  G7



                             C
Rumour had it there was none left, 
so I swiftly walked round
   G7              C
to Archie’s house: Archie, people 
are saying you haven’t got
G7                            C  
any. What am I supposed to do? 
                    G7
You know the situation.
Am                 E
Reverend, come sit down.
                        F        
For you there is always some. How 
             G7
much do you need?

(instr) C G7 C G7  C Am F G7

          Am
I’m gonna bottle up my love and 
shake it up and down
    E                 F      G7 C
And spray it all over Jesus.
  G7 C  G7 C



G7    C              G7         
 Near Fakenham; joke breasts on;
    C              G7
 no seatbelt; nice policeman
       C           G7          C 
Fierce Panda; all-nighter; fee no
          G7
 pay; hey hey hey hey hey
F      Am G7
 These be ohhhhhhhh
F      Am G7
 These be ohhhhhhhh
F      Am  G7  C
 These be.