Hair Like Brian May Blues

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I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May
       C7                                         G
I woke up about eleven (ooh) with hair like Brian May
       D7                                   G      D7
I'm supposed to be the hardest man on the estate.
          G
I'm gonna go down to the river, the one that they call the Dee
          C7                                                       G
I'm gonna go down to the river (ooh), that old snake they call the Dee
D7                                                       G     D7
Lord you gotta let me drown so those ringlets they won't see.
      C             D    C                   D
Oh, I need this situation about as much as I need
    C                D             G      (inst. D7 G C7 G D7 G D7 G D7)
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          G
I haven't got a balaclava and my good girl, she's got no snood
          C7                                               G
I haven't got a balaclava (ooh), and my good girl's got no snood
           D7                                  G     D7
I take the 20.40 boxcar - the one that goes to Bude.
  G
I take my rope down to the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease

(Crossroads theme melody: D G B G A, C E C D)
          C7                                                 G
I hang my rope down at the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease
            D7                                               G      D7
Oh, but the devil's built a bypass - chopped down all of the trees.
    C            D     C                   D
And hey I need a bypass about as much as I need
    C                D             G       D7 G
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