Hedley Verityesque

(intro A D E A, A D E
A                   D   E  
Found a nice little cove where 
           A
nobody else goes
                       D
Took a trip 'round the Caves of 
Drach
               E
And said 'It's good to explore the 
more cultural aspects'.
A            D     E            
Hedley Verityesque, she passed 
    A
into folklore
                         D
Trod on the lines in the pavement
                     E
And said 'There's no room for 
enigmas in built-up areas'.
C                        Am
Sweats who think they're hard, 
sweats who think they're hard
   C              Am
My head no end do in, head no end do
 in
Dm                 Am   Dm      
Brakes fail in the rain down 
    Am
memory lane
Dm                               E
Come re-live my paper round with me.
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A                   D            
And I don't see any more, I don't
         E              A
 see any more pent up Alsatians
                         D
They used to wait by the door
              E
And say 'It's nice to know you're 
here, it's nice to know you're 
here'.
A                    D           
And I don't want any more, I 
           E                 A
don't want any more stark German 
film noirs
                        D
And I could well do without
    E                              
The handclapping sequence at the 
                   C Am C Am
end of Blockbusters.
Dm             Am    Dm         
You were in my hall, now you're 
      Am
on my wall
Dm                         E     
Peter Sarstedt, Mister Irony - 
         A      D E A, D E
get in the hole.
C              Am
In some warm lagoon, in some warm 
lagoon
     C              Am
I'll be with Ayshea soon, be with 
Ayshea soon
Dm                 Am   Dm      
Brakes fail in the rain down 
    Am
memory lane
Dm                               E
Come re-live my paper round with me.
A                   D            
And I don't see any more, I don't
         E              A
 see any more big mad Alsatians
                         D
They used to wait by the door
               E
And sing 'It's nice to know you're 
here, it's nice to know you're 
here'.
A                    D           
And I don't need any more, I 
           E                 A
don't need any more stark German 
film noirs
                        D
And I could well do without
    E
The handclapping sequence at the end
 of Blockbusters

When all of the audience try to 
convince themselves

That what they're doing is silly but
 acceptable
And the only thing I can say is 'Oh 
E7     A
Kip Keino'.