Letters Sent

E
Keeper you've just made a decent 
save

So why d'you feel the need to rant 
and rave?
A
Screaming at defenders makes you 
look dead stupid
Especially when they haven't done 
     E
much wrong.
D      A         E
Please cease the trait.

Thank you to whoever found my purse

Also when I fell, the passing nurse
A
And when in my coma as I tried to 
bludgeon
Continues after the ad
Chartist demonstrators in the 
E
square.
D     A      E     D     
Those on the ward, yours much 
A       E
restored.

I disagree entirely with your choice

Peetie Wheatstraw has a better voice
    A
I'd like to warn your readers; 
Stapeley Water Gardens
A nice day out but best to take a 
E
flask.
D    A      E         D     A  
Dear Miss McVeigh, it pains me to 
   E
say
    D      A         E            
The school choir was dull and the 
D     A         E
blame lies with you.

Sewage farm an absolute disgrace

Picnic table somewhat out of place
A
Leisure Centre cashpoint always out 
of order
And there's too much chlorine in the
 E
 pool.
D   A      E      D     A      
Thirteen across - where was the 
 E
clue?
D    A      E      D    A      
Bird on the wire - Len, you're the 
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dogs.