Mathematically Safe

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Oh oh oh oh,  oh oh oh oh


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May morning,  hanging round a 
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trapdoor
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Saw a girl like  I’ve never seen 
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before.
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I wanna make her       
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mathematically safe
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Wanna keep her       
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mathematically safe.
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Take her up where       we’re 
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mathematically safe
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Gonna wake up       mathematically 
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safe.



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Mid table,  there’s nothing much
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 on my fork
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It’s alright though  ‘cos I can go
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 for my walk.
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Around Cartmel,       
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mathematically safe
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Ain’t no alarm bell,       we’re 
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mathematically safe.
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On a lilo       in a sea of alright
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I’m a mongrel       and I just 
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won a dog fight.