Ode To Joyce

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It's never given you so much as a lament
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So I went to the store and I bought a guitar
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To bestow this accolade on you, just you
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Not Sally, Carrie Ann or Peggy Sue
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I'm gonna spend my next half day with a girl called Joyce;
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Gonna possibly stop at Tebay with a girl called joyce.
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Hey Joyce, I know you're not as far out as Ronnie Boyce
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And I'm aware that you've got a few quirks
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But it hurts when I hear all the songs to Maria
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Well, we haven't really done with J or K
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Much to my dismay
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When the bad gets worse I turn to a girl called Joyce;
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Gonna lose myself in the thrall of a girl called Joyce.
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Slower ball........ Paris Fashion Week caught me off guard
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I was busy with trellising the yard
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In a springless cart on a sunless day
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As the laudanum shortage dawns, two fauns
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Lead me through the glade
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Where the gods have dumped Diana for a girl called Joyce;
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And displayed on high is a banner in support of Joyce.
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And the brook runs crystal clear
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And the brook runs crystal clear
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And the brook runs crystal clear
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And the wind cries Joyce.