On Finding The Studio Banjo

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Unemployment’s rising in the 
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Chigley end of town

It’s spreading like pneumonia
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Doesn’t look like going down
There’s trouble at the fire station 
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someone’s had the sack
And the lads are going to launch a 
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scheme to get rid of Captain Flack


 G```/C`G`  (x2)

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Tell PC McGarry to get himself a 
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mate

And arm themselves with CS gas
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They’re gonna be out late
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We’ve had Cant conformism since 1966
And now subversion’s in the air in 
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the shape of flying bricks


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G```/C`G`  (x2)

Someone get a message through to 
D       G
Captain Snort
That they’d better start assembling 
    D             G
the boys from the fort
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And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of 
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sight
‘Cos there’s going to be a riot down
    D          G
 in Trumpton tonight


G```/C`G`  (x4)

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All this aristocracy has really got
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 to stop
We can overthrow the surgery and 
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kidnap Dr Mopp
And Chippy Minton’s Socialists could
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 storm the Market Square
And make plans to assassinate our 
C          G
autocratic Mayor


G```/C`G`  (x2)

Windy Militant leads his Basque-like
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 corn grinders to war
With windmill sails and bombs with 
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nails they smash the town hall door
But Snorty and his boys arrive with 
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one big erstwhile crew
Whereupon they bring about a 
C        G
military coup


Someone get a message through to 
D       G
Captain Snort
That they’d better start assembling 
    D             G
the boys from the fort
                      D            
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of 
G
sight
‘Cos there’s going to be a riot down
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 in Trumpton tonight