Ordinary To Enschede

(intro C7)
G                                 
You promised that one day you?d be
    C
 my wife
G                                 
You said you wanted to be the rest
       C
 of my life
G                                
But you put me on a train to Fib 
C
Central
G                                 
I went off my swede and you went 
        C
off with yours.
Am                      Em
Well look out girl ?cos this is my 
itinerary
Am             Em                
Remember me, remember my 
   D7
itinerary.
G                 D7       
Barge to Waregem, ordinary to 
   G
Enschede,
                           D7      
Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus
         G       C7
 to your heart.
G                                 
I gave you bread when you were out
    C
 of bread
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G                                 
You gave me hell when I was 
  C
playing dead
G                           
But why him though ? him, the 
               C
harbinger of nothing?
G                           
Upside down cakes, Brecht and 
                 C
Catcher in the Rye.
Am                     Em
I?ll catch your eye if you should 
want to look for me
Am                Em     
I want you at the end of my 
              D7
itinerary.
G                 D7       
Barge to Waregem, ordinary to 
   G
Enschede,
                           D7      
Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus
         G
 to your heart.
                  D7         
Barge to Waregem, ordinary to 
 G
Enschede,
                           D7      
Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus
         G      C7
 to your heart.
D                        G       
I see you smiling in the morning 
     D                        G
mist; you?re so exclusive you don?t 
exist
        F                        
But you can?t hide the fact that 
Am                    Em
we used to play naked Twister.
Am                   Em
I?ll dig the hole to pay for your 
obituary
Am                 Em            
I?ll send a wreath ? and then the
             D7
 rest of me.
G                 D7       
Barge to Waregem, ordinary to 
   G
Enschede,
                           D7      
Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus
         G
 to your heart.
                  D7         
Barge to Waregem, ordinary to 
 G
Enschede,
G                          D7    
Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last 
           G
bus to your heart.