Paradise Lost Youre The Reason Why

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Well you say you only watch 
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documentaries
And that bad cold you've got - 
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that's the flu
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And that book that you foisted upon 
me
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I'll never read it, will you?
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Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
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Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you
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 tossed?
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'Cos it seems to me you're the 
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reason
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You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
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Was it you who invented the school 
run?
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At the Laboratoires Garnier, Gaul?
And is it you who's to stone for the
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 motorway cone
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Barry Venison and Davina McCall?
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Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
         E                         
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you
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 tossed?
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'Cos it seems to me you're the 
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reason
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You're the reason why Paradise Lost.

Ah,regain it for me Rodney!    
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Well we've both seen your 
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personalised reg plates
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And it's not the worst crime I agree
But we both know full well that it 
D
really should spell
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T-W-A-T O-N-E.
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Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
         E                         
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you
 A
 tossed?
        D                     
'Cos it seems to me you're the 
 A
reason
                      E        A
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
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You're the reason why Paradise Lost,
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You're the reason why Paradise Lost.