Sealclubbing

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I was just sitting there eating a 
salmonella sandwich
       B7               E
When a man walked up to me
           B7
“Would you mind, dear sir, if I 
asked you a question?
   E
If music be the food of love are you
 the indigestion?”
B7                   E
Oh-oh-oh-oh possibly yes.

E
Found myself standing ‘mongst a 
score or so of ageing grans and 
granddads
       B7                   E
When a frail voice asked of me:
           B7
“Would you mind, dear boy, I just 
can’t stand all this tension
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Please let me in front of you so I 
can cash me pension”
B7                    E
No-oh-oh-oh, fuck off no.

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Frank was going through a state of 
depression in his bedroom
        B7                  E
When he reached out for the jar
   B7
He swallowed every last pill and he 
lay back on his duvet
  E
A Haliborange overdose – that’s not 
the right way
   B7                      
To ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, to kill 
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yourself.

E
Down beside the babbling brook I was
 trying to sketch myself a stallion
         B7               E
When the stallion said to me:
            B7
“That’s the third biro that you’ve 
broke and all day I cannot wait
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You can lead a horse to water but a 
pencil must be lead mate”
B7                             E
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh said the stallion.

E         G      B7  E
Me and my girl – sealclubbing
          G      B7         E
Me and my girl – out on the ice
          G      B7  E
Me and my girl – sealclubbing
          G      B7    E
Me and my girl – oh so nice.

E         G      B7  E
Me and my girl – sealclubbing
          G      B7         E
Me and my girl – out on the ice
          G      B7  E
Me and my girl – sealclubbing
          G      B7     E
Me and my girl – oh paradise.