Shit Arm Bad Tattoo

INTRO

E


VERSE 1

             E                B
I could have put my head in a bucket full of porridge

    A                         E      B
And moaned about the hospital market scheme

E                  B
I would have saved fourteen pounds

       A                    E           B
That I just splashed out on your second album

A                    E
For that's what it's akin to

Bb  F       E
And further more


CHORUS

       A          D
You've got a shit arm

B            E
And that's a bad tattoo


RIFF A

    A                      F
E|-------------------------1--1--1-1-1-------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------1--1--1-1-1-------------------------------------| 
G|---7-6-4-6-4-6-----------2--2--2-2-2-------------------------------------| 
D|-------------------------3--3--3-3-3-------------------------------------| 
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

       A          D
You've got a shit arm

B            E
And that's a bad tattoo

Riff A


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VERSE 2

E                                 B
If you're going to quote from the Book of Revelation

A                         E           B
Don't keep calling it the Book of Revelations

E                        B
There's no 's', it's the Book of Revelation

A                  E          B
As revealed to St. John the Divine

A             E
See also Mary Hopkin

Bb  F    E
She must despair


CHORUS

       A          D
You've got a shit arm

B            E
And that's a bad tattoo

Riff A

       A          D
You've got a shit arm

B            E
And that's a bad tattoo

Riff A
Authentic Celtic band


GUITAR G  O

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     E
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D|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 


     C        B    C        B    C         B        E
E|---8--8-8\7-7-7--8--8-8\7-7-7--8---8-8\7-7-7-----/12\-----------------| 
B|---8--8-8\7-7-7--8--8-8\7-7-7--8---8-8\7-7-7-----/12\-----------------| 
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A             E
Advent in the high street

Bb F        E
I point and sing

A
Busk when it's Christmas

         E                         F
You only busk when it's Christmas


CHORUS

       A          D
You've got a shit arm

B            E
And that's a bad tattoo

Riff A

       A          D
You've got a shit arm

B            E
And that's a bad tattoo

A    D    B      E
Shit arm, bad tattoo  (repeat)

       A          D
You've got a shit arm

             E    G  A
And that's a bad tattoo