Soft Verges
Half Man Half Biscuit
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Em So I’m walking down the road and heading towards me Is somebody I know, but not like a brother He’s seen me, and we both realise That we’re going to have to put into operation the tricky manoeuvre that is Acknowledgment without breaking stride.Em So I keep my eyes fixed firmly on the ground, ‘til I get within ten or so feet away With a nod of the head and a timely hello I can carry on walking, don’t wanna get talking Rule number one – carry on walking and anyway I don’t know his name. And if I were to guess I’d guess it all wrong and I’d be there for aG D Em G D C long time.G F How’s it going, where’re you livingContinues after the adBb C Do you still see much of Steve?G F Are you married, are you workingBb G Do you still drink in the Swan?C D G C D G C D EmEm Inside back page, Radio Times “My kind of day” with the actors and actresses I get up about six, and I have a cold shower, switch on “Today”, Vitamin C Write some letters ‘til quarter past eight when Olivia takes Oliver to school. It’s about an hour’s drive to Shepperton from oursEm So I go through the scripts in the back of the car And if I get hungry I’ll eat a Multigrain Bar. Weekends are good we can walk the South Downs as a family But of course what most people never realise Is that us poor actors are out of workG D For ninety percent of the time.Em G D CG F Yes, of course I must have missed youBb C At the Job Club yesterdayG F Maybe you were signing on orBb G G finding out about free schoolF Bb C G C Bb G Em meals.D G D G Gary doesn’t live here anymore,D G D G Gary doesn’t live here anymoreD G D G Gary doesn’t live here anymore,D G D Gary took a dive from the secondG C D G C D G C D Em floor.