Stuck Up A Hornbeam

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Stuck up a hornbeam, mind like a 
thickening fog
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Stuck up a hornbeam, mind like a 
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thickening fog
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Gonna get discovered by a bloke 
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out walking the dog.

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I'm so desolate, I'm so all alone
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I feel arthritic in every single 
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bone
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I've got a mynah bird that does 
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nothing but moan.

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For you I'd lose my self esteem
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For you I'd lose my self esteem
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For Crewe I'd use Junction 16.

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Give me a spork.

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Eight words telling me it's okay to 
wallow
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Eight words giving me a green 
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light to wallow
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"Up Next, brand new Live At The 
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Apollo".

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Psychoanalyst, psychiatrist, Zen 
therapist, chap out of Hammerfist
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Recommended meditation to cure my 
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woes
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Beats sitting round doing nothing
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 I suppose.

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I've never been any good at DIY
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"Do it yourself" would always be 
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my reply
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Ah, won't you come back there's 
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just one last knot to tie.
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Stuck up a hornbeam feeling blue
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Stuck up here on account of you
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I want to jump but it's such a 
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view.