Totnes Bickering Fair

F                       Dm
So much for your journey of self 
discovery
Bb                      A
You had to cut it short - forgot 
your credit card
C              Dm
The Decree Nisi came through this 
morning
G                    C
And I just called to say:

          F
I'm gonna feed our children 
non-organic food
          Dm
I'm gonna feed our children 
non-organic food
          Bb
I'm gonna feed our children 
non-organic food
             C                     
And with the money saved take 'em 
      F
to the zoo.

                        Dm
You quoted Goldman incorrectly as we
 strolled
Bb                        A
Your stab at solar heating just left
 me cold
Continúa después del anuncio
C               Dm
I want a suntan - not Vashti Bunyan
G              C
Therefore henceforth:


I'm gonna feed our children 
non-organic food
          Dm
I'm gonna feed our children 
non-organic food
          Bb
I'm gonna feed our children 
non-organic food
             C                     
And with the money saved take 'em 
      F
to the zoo.

That donkey which you vowed to 
Dm
rescue done gone died
Bb          C
So on its behalf:


I'm gonna feed our children 
non-organic food
          Dm
I'm gonna feed our children 
non-organic food
          Bb
I'm gonna feed our children 
non-organic food
             C                     
And with the money saved take 'em 
      F
to the zoo.


I'm gonna feed our children 
non-organic food
          Dm
I'm gonna feed our children 
non-organic food
          Bb
I'm gonna feed our children 
non-organic food
             C                     
And with the money saved take 'em 
      F
to the zoo.


Bb                  C            
Not long now before lollipop men 
           F
are called Darren.