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Henry Rollins, Henry Rollins
A
You’re hard, you’re hard
E
Big Jimmy Nail, big Jimmy Nail
A              B7
You’re hard as well.
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Sainsbury’s security: like I’m dead scared
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Oh, what a frightening world it can be.

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Lenny Henry, Lenny Henry
A
You’re funny, you’re funny
E
Jenny Éclair, Jenny Éclair
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You’re dead funny too.
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Deayton, Baddiel, Anderson, Brand
A
Oh, nurse, soothe my sides
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Oh, what a funny old world it can be.

OK, let’s pedestrianise the High Street…   (instr) E A E  E B7 E

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Mariella Frostrup does loads of voiceovers
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But nothing much else yet she seems to get by…..

   A        E       B7 E
Is this New Labour, Mr Blair?
   A        E       B7 E
Is this New Labour, Mr Blair?
   A           E       B7 E
If this is New Labour, Mr Blair
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Should anyone need me, I’ll be over there.