Projectile Defecation

Colon cramping. Evil pain. Intestinal irritation
Backed up with a wall of death. Bloating with some diarrhea
Clenching over teary eyed. Awakening the fecal explosion
I wish that I would die. Projectile defecation
The cork shimmies loose and I start blasting
High powered shit. My ass is bleeding
Dirty barrage. Gas powered action
Sweating profusely, I sit exhausted!
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D.E.F.E.C.A.T.I.O.N. Projectile defecation!